He was 'supposed' to come in and talk about sport. Instead he comes in to flirt (we use the term loosely) with Caroline, and when all that fails, he insults her. But we think it's safe to say there's no-one else in Oxfordshire who knows as much about sport in Oxfordshire as Selfy. If there is, feel free to get in touch and steal his job. We have no loyalties here at JACK. Catch him between 10:30 and 11 every Sunday.